Tony, Tony, Tony

Tiger Woods and Tony Romo

https://socalgolfer.org/tony-romos-nightmare-day-on-the-golf-course-ends-with-arrest-after-wisconsin-amateur/

The Not so special 6 PM

If you're ever in Milwaukee
you better drive right
you better not swerve, boy
you keep your course tight

don't mix your drink with driving
while cruising south on 43
cause the sheriff's guns will sack you
and then you'll be up a tree

Let the Midnight Special 
shine a light on me
Let the Midnight Special 
shine it's ever-lovin' light on me

With apologies to the legendary Lead Belly, et. al.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_Special_(song)

This is probably the version I heard first:

source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbrBAodZvu0

I was trained as an engineer, not a poet :)

Best Regards,
Chuck, WB9KZY
http://wb9kzy.com/ham.htm