Richard Montgomery come get your namesake
But he won't and he's not being a dick about it, he's dead: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Montgomery (actually quite a fellow !) his namesake today (SS Richard Montgomery): source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richard_Montgomery Here's the video where a fellow with overly expressive hands for video tells us about the situation: source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnvd3gFNap4 I thought this was quite a mural: As far as the SS Richard Montgomery, I would evac the area, drain the LNG tanks and then use flotation balloons first get them off the bottom and then a tug to tow the wreck halves somewhere else and dump them. Or I'd hire a Washington Islander to do the patrolling of the wreck. One time I was with my Dad's cousins (the ad-man and the scientist) down near the ferry dock. There was a US Coast Guard station south of the ferry then. We walked down there but before we got too close a fellow (NOT a Coast Guard, just a guard)...